(from http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue309/ about a page and a half down, warning - some elements of b3ta may disturb)
"One night I was being dropped off at home by a few mates after quite a heavy night drinking. After fumbling around for my keys, I realised that my phone wasn't in the pocket where I usually keep it. Hoping that I'd left it in the car, as opposed to losing it in the pub, I quickly rang my friends who were at that very minute speeding away.
The conversation went something like: "Hi." "Hi, have I left my phone in the car, cos I don't have it?" "What are you speaking to me on?" "S**t," (Furness)
It hasn't happened to me yet (that i remember), though it's probably just a matter of time.
