(from http://b3ta.com/newsletter/issue309/ about a page and a half down, warning - some elements of b3ta may disturb)
"One night I was being dropped off at home by
a few mates after quite a heavy night
drinking. After fumbling around for my keys, I
realised that my phone wasn't in the pocket
where I usually keep it. Hoping that I'd left
it in the car, as opposed to losing it in the
pub, I quickly rang my friends who were at
that very minute speeding away.
The conversation went something like:
"Hi."
"Hi, have I left my phone in the car, cos I
don't have it?"
"What are you speaking to me on?"
"S**t," (Furness)
It hasn't happened to me yet (that i remember), though it's probably just a matter of time.
2009-01-26
This one still makes me laugh :-)
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